And on the 9th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said "I need a mentor." So God made a Lucario.
God said "I need someone who can wake up before the crack of dawn to wait patiently at the bedside of their beloved partner whether they be dishonest or not, spend the day battling against impossible odds, lose, be made well again, and spend the rest of the day working with that partner to better both themselves and their partners not only in the ways of battling but of personal conduct, come home again, spend some time in front of the TV with their arms wrapped around their partner until midnight when it was finally time to call i